You're hidden away in your grandparents basement, going through a box of your cool uncles things he left behind when he moved out for his gap year before college. You find some really stale joints and his sleazy magazines. Good thing there's a righteous graphic shirt you can bundle everything in when you bring it to your room so you can sneak out once gram and gramps fall asleep. Around midnight you sneak out, joint popped behind your ear, magazines rolled up in your back pocket, flashlight in hand, to go be a delinquent near the edge of the woods. You're 28.
 
Front and Back printed Vintage Sleaze Tank. Boys XL Hanes poly cotton tank. Fits Mens small (sexy and cropped) and Women's Medium.